I am the leader of Animal Farm. YAY.
I don't have to do much on this farm of mine. I usually just stay in the house and drink beer and eat.
I love Old Major. He's so smart to think of this idea.
At first it was real. I did want this for myself and my comrades.
I actually had to do work.
Or at least supervise.
But after a while..
It got boring.
The great thing is.. these animals still don't know anything.
Yeah, I feel a bit bad about slaughtering Boxer in exchange for whiskey so that we pigs can have more beer.
But everything sounds bad when you say it like that.
It was.. for the greater good.
I like my whiskey.
And Boxer wasn't really useful anymore. He was going to retire.
That's not really great for me. Just one more stupid animal to feed, you know?
I like this Animal Farm of mine. It's great.
